The juicy genius Ma'am, You're Making a Scene, also known as Sara Cowan, has been in cahoots with the Muggletonian organization of Wayne and Holly since 2004, maybe 2005. She is currently the Cellular Goddess commanding Russian pyschological operations based in Victoria. While not bent on taking over the world by releasing a CD and reaching the staggering height of 5'5", she has been spotted dancing, violining, and taking long walks on the beach at sunset. Ma'am is often seen de nouveau-ly clad in a red (no, orange!) jumpsuit and accompanied by 16 quintuplicate henchmen. Considered a walking, talking contradiction with geek-like tendencies, do not approach unless bearing a kitty or a copy of Troy (sound removed).